Friday, August 28, 2009

Gift Card Winner and The Story Behind The Doll........

Sue over at Making a House a Home is my gift card winner.....Congrats Sue!!!

Before I have everyone thinking that I am some kind of perverted creature that goes around every Christmas giving inflatable dolls to family members, I thought I would post the story behind this vinyl beauty again......Here is the post from last years Christmas Memories....I'm not sure if this will clear my good name....Or make me look more disturbed...


You be the judge..

Christmas Memories Part 3

This Christmas memory is so twisted and soooo wrong, and was so much fun, and it was all about my daddy......
For years my Dad had teased me about wanting a blowup doll for his Birthday, Fathers Day or Christmas...The reason being...Well, you'll just have to use your imagination for that.....And after years and years of hearing him tease about one of these, and being the kind of person that I am (and obviously not having any morels). Santa thought my Dad had been good enough for this little vinyl beauty.....Anatomically correct I might add.....WHICH BLEW MY DAD'S MIND....Silence filled the room when my Dad came face to face with his new love slave....The smell of pine was replaced by the horrible stench of vinyl....My Mother looked as if she was going to faint, and my Dad just stood there numb,broke out in a cold sweat....After the laughter died down and shock wore off, my Parents looked for the guilty party.....my family quickly ratted me out......As far as my Daddy , he hasn't asked me for anything like that since.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello My Little Perverted Love. I love to read your rhetoric on the ongoing saga of Life with Angie the Domestic Goddess. The pie looked yummy and I am so proud of you for the Apple Marmalade. I also remember your Dad mumbling and fumbling about his love slave.
I miss you so much. I wish I could just jump a plane and come see you. Hopefully before i get much older. Love always, Aunt G.

LindainNCtoo said...

Hee! Hee!

I love it!!!

Great story for a scrapbook page!!!!

P.S. I got my butterfly scented oil gift. Thank you so much. The lavender oil smells heavenly in our master bathroom. :)

Tammy said...

Cute!! ☺

Jann said...

Too, too funny!

Imogene Walker said...

Oh yea,,I remember that christmas day,,,lol.........you to funny.


Love you, Imogene

Susan Ellis said...

Hi! Just read about the blow up babe laughing out loud several times! Great blog - I look forward to reading more.
Susan www.susansgonetothebirds.blogspot.com