Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Death to the Patches.............

A "group" decision was made that my hormone patches just wasn't making the cut (I was not included in this group), I should have known something was up when my beloved started asking on a regular basis, "Are you sure your wearing your patch today".....especially after he came home to find me on the back porch, with a BB gun shooting at the squirrels declaring "I'll put you in a pot"...So, I was encouraged that for the good of the family, neighbors and all living things that I should call my GYN... Besides everyone loves peace and harmony......For the record, I was shooting around the squirrels...They are eating all of my bird seed, and I have never killed a animal....Well, I ran over a turtle once...But I cried when I did that......My GYN decided to put me on something called EvaMist (it's new).........EvaMist.....Odd name...Why not call it MoodMister....Or.....FlashBeGone........Just looking at this product would make some blush, it's looks like a cross between an inhaler and a breast pump...There is actually a video that comes with it, if your really challenged....But still, I can see where some would look at it and be confused....Kinda like that warning on the tube of Preparation H....You know someone had to have put it on their mouth first, or that warning wouldn't be there.....Instead this little jewel is applied or shall I say sprayed on your wrist...Normally done once a day, but because my GYN thinks I'm extra special, she's having me day it three times a day.........As long as my feet and ears aren't on fire every night and I don't wish total devastation to everyone I know......I will mist away.......Heck, I'll even drink the stuff if need be..........Cheers!

5 comments:

Tammy said...

Oh me...I got a good chuckle about your threat to the squirrels...LOL...LOL!

Sue said...

I used to get like that with PMS. Getting "fixed" was the best thing I ever did. Haven't had an urge to kill anyone in the past 10 years, not even squirrels!!! Hope you find some relief, at least for your family's sake.
:)

Under the Florida Sun said...

This post was a hoot to read. LOL. Hope things get figured out for you soon!!

septembermom said...

You have such a fun attitude about everything. I love your writing style. Hope you feel better soon.

Andora said...

You are so funny...but I know what you are going through isn't..so I hope you find some relief soon...