Sunday, August 1, 2010

After Careful Consideration...............

After careful consideration (and a long glimpse at myself in the mirror), I have decided that next year's bathing suit will be this.........

It should give me everything I want in a bathing suit...Enough spandex to hold in all my flabby parts and hide cellulite nicely, draw plenty of attention on the beach or by the pool, and if my dieting fails over the holidays, I can always go for this flashy number...

Enjoy the rest of the Summer!

7 comments:

Shug said...

Oh...where can I get one? Starting new diet tomorrow. Need to lose at leat 10 pounds in the next two weeks...

I wander if these suits come in colors?

Blessings!
Shug

Country Dreaming said...

Still laughing as I type this.
Does it automatically tan you though?

Way too funny!

Melinda

septembermom said...

You're too funny!!! Love this!!!!!!

LindainNCtoo said...

I can see you embellishing it with Stickles for the holiday parties, too. ;)

Chatty Crone said...

Now that's funny - can't imagine putting it on in this heat though!

sandie

Rose said...

you know, i just donated mine to Goodwell. If anyone wants it, I can cll Goodwell and have it held for some. Do you think there will be on run for this? Cute post take care Rose

Lois Evensen said...

Oh, I can so identify!