Adorable Halloween Treats.....

Goin go all Sandra Lee on ya!....Been in the kitchen with my daughter today, working on some treats for her to take to a Halloween party tonight...How cute are these little graves....So easy to make.. Little Debbie Swiss Rolls covered with chocolate frosting and rolled in oreo cookies....Then use a chocolate filled vanilla wafer cookie as the tombstone .........A chocolate lovers dream.........

And this mess here is the Kitty Litter Cake....Complete with kitty poo (melted tootsie rolls), white and german chocolate cakes with vanilla pudding....Smells wonderful, but looks horrible....And served in a litter box and scoop.......No Thanks on this one!

Linda, your a peach!........

Blogger Buddies are the Best.........Today, I got a surprise in the mail from my wonderful friend Linda over at LindainNCtoo....She sent me these great stamps for my peaches and apples....And I can't wait to use them.......Linda has a heart of gold and a talent to match....her cards surpass hallmark any day....And nothing beats her peanut butter pie recipe........

Linda, big hugs too you

It's The Rebel In Me Coming Out...............

So I'm on edge and stressed out, blah,blah,blah,blah....That's life, right? What's the saying, when life give you lemons, make lemonade...........Or in my case buy cupcakes.....and lots of them......After I left the court house, I received a very disturbing phone call from our daughter in law (our family is falling apart and I feel helpless)....I suffered a small mental break down after that and what happened next.... is a blurr, but somehow I came how with twelve cupcakes a Dr.pepper and a pack of Virgina Slims .......I DON'T SMOKE!!!! Or drink carbonated beverages.... But in my mental state of mind and still wanting to look like a lady....I bought what I must have thought to be the most elegant and lady like cigarette.......Whatever!!!

I felt like a teenager sneaking behind the bleachers at high school, I was on a high (cupcakes will do that to you)....

Here I was, standing on the back porch starring at eight cupcakes (I finished off a few) , drinking a Dr.pepper with a $5.00 pack of cigarettes in my hand........ The only thing missing was the trailer park a pair of cutoffs and 5 kids hanging around my legs (cue the theme from Cops)........I was in mid puff when the back door opened.....My husband was home.........I couldn't eat the cigarette, and I had cupcakes spread out everywhere........It was a smorgasbord.......He looked at me in disbelief, almost as if he was afraid and slowly asked, "Whats going on?".......I tried to think of something cleaver but all I got out was, " What's it look like?"......He then asked me, "Why are you smoking?".....I looked up at him and said, "Because no one was selling crack at the convenience store"....He looked over at me, rubbed his head and said, " No, but I see they were having a special on cupcakes".....................Turned around and walked back inside......

Is Blogging Better Than Zanax?.......Not Today.......

First off, let me start by saying my Father in law (the 91 year old miracle man) is at home recovery wonderfully.......Thank you all for every prayer, thought and kind comment that was made.....My youngest brother follows up with a new cardiologist today, and will go from there....The mess in the mountains with my parents is still a NASTY MESS!!!! So much emotional damage has been done to my parents, I almost wish the slide would have taken everything away...Because now, they have to see so many things that they worked for damaged or ruining in black mold, mildew and mud.......And so far not much help from the company responsible.......

I think it's safe to say, my stress level is at a all time high....And I deal with stress like I deal with a dirty house....Wide open and full speed ahead.....This week I have decided a few things....1.)If any of your children have gray hair, they shouldn't be allowed to move back home(What's the age limit)...2.) The state of Georgia doesn't grant divorces from your family....3.)If trees fall on your property because of flooding and damns up the creek, and you are left with the choice of going to the county court house for help, or shooting off your foot..........Buy a gun............

Along with both of our parents, we are having stressful issues with our family in other areas also.......................I'M ON EDGE PEOPLE!!!!!!!

On top of everything else, we had three enormous trees fall that had been weakened from the flooding and the rain (To much erosion). Thank God they didn't fall on any ones house or anybody, what they did do was destroy our neighbors new fence......And the roots from three giant white oaks are now resting quietly in the creek bed..........FYI. When this happens, there is no number in the phone book for this problem....You have to go to the court house................I spent an hour and a half jumping through hoops and finally ended up in an office no bigger than my bathroom....Staring directly at Jan and Marsha Brady..............Who looked at me like I was an inconvenience to them and all mankind.....The first young lady was blowing bubbles with her gum when she looked at me a said, "Do you need something"?..After telling my tree story for the tenth time and explaining that the roots were damning up the creek that runs along our property and I was afraid of flooding....All of the sudden little miss homecoming queen raises up her hand in my face and says......."You don't own the creek lady, the county does, Do you understand?"............After my head did a 360 degree turn, and I asked the Lord to forgive me for anything I was about to say............I looked at her and said, " I don't care who owns the creek, I am just here to tell you that it's going to cause major flooding for the people above us, and we cant remove it".....Again, I get the "county owns the creek story".....I'm still trying to be nice......She looks at me and says, "Don't you have a wheel barrel"..........WOW! Guess who's going be employee of the month!...................At that moment, her partner in crime who was sitting beside her filing her nails, looks over at her and said, "What does she need".............I had had enough..........I looked at her and said, " Lady, there is no wall between the two of you and I'm pretty sure that you've heard this entire conversation...I will not be repeating it".........She put down her nail file and said, "Oh, the county wont help you remove anything from that creek, you'll have to use a crane"...........My reply......."Well, I don't know about you....BUT WE DON'T HAVE A CRANE!!!!!......And all I wanted was to let you people know that the creek was damned up so my neighbors wouldn't get flooded......As as far as I'm concerned, I'll be coming back after the next heavy rains for a building permit, to build a boat dock to go with our new lake"...............They took our information......Someone from the county came this morning and took pictures of the trees ..........The next time I go back to the county complex........It will be as a prisoner.......
By the way...I don't have any zanax, so if anyone is doing a fall festival zanax giveaway........SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!

Finished Pieces.........

I was thankful that my little pumpkin turned out to be better than my first grade ashtray, and I am actually looking forward to going back....maybe this time I will try something a little more detailed....Here is our finished product.......

Let's De-Stress Shall We...............

My daughter thought I needed to surround myself with something calm and peaceful for a couple of hours....And a great Cappuccino (I love that girl), so we headed out to spend a wonderful fall morning together, she had plans that painting pottery would do the trick....My calm, happy moment came to a screeching halt, I started having elementary school flashbacks, remember the ashtray we were all forced to do (or was that just my school) she assured me that it would be fun and relaxing, then she demanded I relax or she would take me back home......Our first stop was the Magpie Cafe.....This place was great....A magical daycare for coffee drinkers......


We drank a wonderful winter themed cappuccino in 85 degrees (Fall time in the south is the best) And "tried" to share a piece of homemade chocolate pound cake with fudge icing YUMMY!!!!....I can't tell you how adorable this place was.......

Then we made it over to Pottery Lane....The pressure was on...But I was relaxed.... Alison Krauss was playing in the background and the lady running it was so nice, she tried to make it a really nice experience....
My daughter had been several times so she had to show off her skills, while I stuck with simple (I was still having ashtray flashbacks)....


It was a great day, and if you ever get the chance to do this you should, of course I did enjoy the company I was with (Thank you Princess)..... and if my piece looks better than that ashtray that haunts my attention deficit mind....I might just post a picture of it......

And if anyone is interested, "Casper" is still alive and well....Sorta, in a I can't see you way.... While I was posting this, the television turned on by it's self....then it sounded like footsteps went up our stairs into a room................I DIDN'T FOLLOW!!!!

A LITTLE UPDATE.............

It's been so long since I've had time to sit down and read any ones blogs, I miss y'all very much.....I'm not sure which way is up anymore.......I would love to write about my hormonal meltdowns, my demon squirrels or those crazy Brad Pitt dreams of mine....I've not been home long enough to know if "Casper" is still around.....So much going on....My Father in law is recovering by leaps and bounds...He came off the ventilator and was ready to give hugs and kisses to everyone, he is nothing short of a miracle.....A true answer to prayers....He is still talking about hunting, his garden and watching the Braves.....My Sister in law came down with the swine flu and can't visit him, I know this is hard on her....Back home, the mess that was caused from the gas company is just that..ONE BIG MESS!!!.......My baby brother had a heart attack on Tuesday, so much stress...They live on the same property as my parents and will be affected as well, where will they go, what will they do...Homes for sale there isn't like homes for sale here, they are few and far between unless you are willing to move a long distance from what you are familiar with, plus family and friends....So much uncertainty in the air.......As soon as things are stable here I will head back there...I can never thank you all enough for your heartfelt prayers, thoughts and comments.....Y'ALL ARE THE BEST!!!!!!!!

Bad News From Home...........

Tonight I received bad news from my home.....my Father in law, a wonderful man that I love dearly and have blogged about many times has suffered a heart attack...I am torn between the pain, tears and overwhelming heartache my family in the mountains are going through, and the need to be with my husband and wonderful in-laws and the uncertainty that they are facing...My father in law will under go heart surgery to replace a leaky valve once he is stable, he is a very active 91 year old who is loved so much by his family and everyone he meets....I will head back home in the morning around 5:30 to be with my husband......It would mean so much to me if you would keep both of my families in your thoughts and prayers........

Mountain Treasures............

Today, while packing up box's and moving some of my parents furniture to storage, my mother uncovered two quilts that she had forgot about....Neatly, or shall I say safely tucked away from her daughter and daughters in laws were these two beauties....

Stitched by hand with love over 100 years ago by great great grandmothers....

So very fragile, and so perfectly detailed...Every single flower so delicate it looks as if they are swaying in the wind

The backs of each quilt are scraps of flour and sugar sacks.....

Home.............

"The mountains are calling, and I must go".

While the clean up here continues and people are trying to recover from the devastating flood we've had, my parents are suffering their own unbelievable nightmare.....These beautiful mountains that I grew up in are threatening to destroy my parents home....Several years ago a large gas company drilled a well and access road on top of the mountain behind my parents house, so much erosion and damage was caused that basically it is a volcano waiting to explode......They woke up one morning with part of the mountain coming toward their living room...I am home helping my family pack up a home that my grandparents built.....Waiting on the corporate world to put a price on a lifetime of memories..........

Waiting for the Sun...........

Today there was an 80% chance of rain but thank God the sun came out.....It was hot and humid.....and muddy.....But the water is starting to go down and people are seeing the damage that's been done. Our governor declared our county and 16 others a state of emergency...Our county water source has been flooded so we are boiling water and being very grateful we have a dry house, many homes and roads are still flooded and will not be passable for a long time...They are calling this an historic flood for Metro Atlanta....We will only suffer damage from erosion and will need to do a lot of cleaning up....We are very, very, blessed...Others are not so fortunate...So many are in shelters and others are without flood insurance....My thoughts and prayers are with so many tonight...

A River Runs Through It.............

In 2007 the governor of Georgia declared a state of emergency because of a severe drought, our beautiful state along with Alabama and parts of Tennessee have suffered greatly over the years and penalties for outside watering have been steep, at times, if caught watering your flowers or garden you could get up to a $1,500.00 fine.....What rain we have had hasn't really brought the rain deficit up to where it needs to be......But for the past few days, we have seen our share of rain....Try 16 inches of it in two days.......This is what once was our garden, it sits near a "small creek" that usually is a steady stream but now is a raging riving....All of our fall vegetables are gone along with the remaining summer ones...

Considering some people have lost their homes today, our garden and yard are nothing....It took my husband 4 hours to get home today just trying to find a way that wasn't flooded......Our forecast...More Rain tonight and tomorrow.....

Not really sure where the mailbox post came from, but I hope that's all they lost....Sorry the quality of the photos aren't great....It's really hard to focus your camera when your standing in risings water in a torrential down pour with intense lighting....The things we do for our blogs......

Rainy Day Blues...Warning This Post Makes Absolutely No Sense.........

Have you ever had one of those days where you just wanted to stay in your pajamas and not do anything else but breath, I'm talking a full blown no makeup, hair pulled up on your head and leave your bra on the chair days (of course, I'm praying we don't have company show up, this would be a terrifying site). Well, today was and continues to be my day...Nothing is pleasing to me today, I wouldn't change clothes for a two for one sale of my favorite cleaning supplies...and speaking of cleaning, it's been minimal today....My beloved has been in here several times to see if I am ready to leave my Dungeon of Despair (bedroom).....Twice he tried to tempt me with Brad Pitt in Troy and Legends of the Fall....But I wasn't interested.....He just came in with an offer for ice cream..I turned it down.....I think he's ready to call in reinforcements, especially since there's not been a crazed woman cleaning, canning, preserving or baking today.....I'm sure me turning down Brad Pitt and ice cream has worried him, but rest assured, if Mr. Pitt shows up with a bowl of ice cream I promise to shower and put on my underwear. Instead, here I lie, in the dungeon of despair talking to you about my lack of underwear......

I don't know if it's the weather that has me down, (it's been raining for what seems like weeks) or if it's the slight hint of fall coming on that has me bummed out....I don't get all excited with fall like a lot of people, I try to hold on to summer as long as I can, give me the hot weather, beach and the pool...Fall time for some reason depresses me...Of course I'm not sure why I get to concerned, Georgia doesn't really have four seasons...We have hot weather one day and a bit cooler the next....As far as snow goes...we've heard about it, and if we really want to see it, we go to the Smoky Mountains or sometimes North Georgia.

I have actually been roaming through the house today and watched a few Patrick Swayze tributes, I have been a big fan of his long before his spin at the pottery wheel with Demi Moore or those famous lines, "Nobody, puts baby in a corner"....And every woman I knew was glued to the television when he appeared as the dashing and brave Orry Main in the mini series North and South....And for all the critics who said Road House was a flop....Anything with Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliot in it, is any woman's dream....Sesame Street could be sexy with those two in it.....Wow, a post about no make-up, no underwear, the weather and Patrick Swayze.......I should title this post Another Menopausal Meltdown instead of Rainy day Blues, But I refuse to talk about my uncontrollable hot flashes and crazy mood swings........Why, because I'm sure your tired of hearing about it and thoughts of several more years of this kind of agonizing fun makes me want to run away from home and join the circus.........That's it, I'm going dig out my cut off blue jean shorts, start smoking and get a job at the Tilt-a-Whirl, the fairs in town next week.......

Trying Hard to Figure it Out............

I know when you start talking about strange phenomena or any type of paranormal activities it brings up a lot of mixed feelings in people. But trust me, I'm just like most of you and I know what the bible says or doesn't say about ghost or spirits, but nothing can explain all the things I saw growing up or the things that we are experiencing in our home now...Those were and these are real.....


It had been quite for several days and I thought we were in the clear until a few days ago...I grew up around a lot of unexplained things and can tell my share of "ghost" stories, but when its happening in my house I want a little more explanation.....I have done a little research and found out that our house sits where a barn and horse farm were (no big deal, since were not hearing horses)...In our garden, I was told that numerous Indian artifacts have been found, and we are only a couple miles from several civil war battle sites so I guess anything is possible. I'm just not sure why it's took almost four years to act up.... A lot of y'all had some very supportive comments and I really appreciated them.....Going back to the basement to work today....What ever this thing is loves it when we are down there.........I will keep you posted

What's up with the feathers Lady Gaga............

I don't think I've ever watched the VMA'S, of course since Kanye West had his little outburst on stage and rudely shocked Taylor Swift, it's been all over the Internet...I've never been a fan of Kanye's, that man has more issues than me.....I really did feel sorry for her and thought she handled herself like a professional..... if it would have been me, I'm sure I would have wanted to hit him over the head with my award....However, one video that I saw both shocked and caused me to roll over in the floor laughing...Lady Gaga, need I say more, I'm all for being different and creative, but going from covered with blood one minute to wearing a white feather wreath arond your face the next....too funny...Apparently she's some kind of musical genius who learned to play the piano at age four, wrote her first piano ballad at thirteen and showed up at the VMA'S with Kermit the Frog......Talk about issues (Maybe she should start hanging out with Kanye)......She always travels with a great big entourage and you would think that out of all those people someone would have the guts to look at her and say, "Seriously, are you really wearing that out in public"....Could you imagine sitting beside her at the VMA'S for a couple hours trying your best to keep a "Poker Face" while she is wearing this............

Celebrity or not, you know as soon as Beyonce got in her limo she laughed so hard she probably wet her pants.........I know I would have......

Strange Occurrence's Around The Palace..........

Considering the last thing I posted was Ramblings of a Insane Woman, I thought long and hard before posting this, because I'm sure what some of you will be thinking after you read this post....This is a severely menopausal insomniac with a cleaning fetish.....I know...I have issues, But I also have something else and last night was the first time we shared our "little secret" with our wonderful friends (who by the way, will probably never step foot back in our house)..Here goes....Remember, opinions are welcome and needed........Several months ago we started hearing little odd noises, not the normal house settling noises but much louder...So loud that my husband the big skeptic came into the house calling my name to see what in the world I was destroying, when he didn't see me or my vehicle he thought someone had broke into our house(I was gone to the store at this time)...He told me about it when I got home and I told him that I was awoke from the same noises one morning after working night shift....We never talked about it again (I refused).....Until........I was getting ready to run some errands and I heard what I thought was him call my name, I actually came out of the bedroom and was having a "why are you home so early,"conversation with him, when no one was in the house....I know what your thinking...This nut ball blogs about cleaning, lack of sleep and going insane...Well, she has achieved her goal...........But you see, Mr Sexy Calves is perfectly normal and very very skeptical....So when he started telling me about how he would get up and go in the kitchen and come back to the living room only to find the remote control on different chairs or on the stairs, we started paying more attention......I've heard the voices twice which is two times to much for me..........What really made me crazy was the other day........I was cleaning in our basement when I started hearing someone walking in my kitchen, then the living room....I was terrified, I had a radio on in the basement surely the robbers wasn't deaf.....So, up the stairs I went...I had 911 dialed in ready to press send and armed with a BB Gun...It's the only thing I had that was intimidating ..Other than the mess in the basement....I open the door like Annie Oakley............NO ONE........NOWHERE IN MY HOUSE..........Looking back, that was the dumbest thing I could have done, if someone was there, I could have been killed...........But my little outburst only made things worse...All day the noises where heard, at one point walking back to my bedroom....I turned the radio up a little louder and stayed there until my husband came home........Our house is only four years old and all of the duct work and plumbing are in the attic......Remember, opinions are welcome....So, whats your...Are we crazy.......Or do I need to pack up and move........

Ramblings of a Insane Woman.......

Lately I've been Oppressed, DE-Pressed and just in a Mess....I am totally convinced that I'm loosing my mind...I haven't had more than a couple hours of sleep a night in weeks (I've always had insomnia, but this is ridiculous).....Last night,while on one of my late night cleaning sprees,I told my beloved that I couldn't wait until I had my breakdown....Because then the people in the institution would give me something to knock me out......Without looking up from the television he said, "I'll be glad to knock you out now"......Dear.........I thanked him and passed on his offer....

When I do sleep I dream of Brad Pitt and Gerald Butler in Medieval custom fighting to the death over me, while I sit in a purple chair eating popcorn (secretly hoping for a tie)....

In 1987 I had a hysterectomy, My uterus is sitting in a jar of formalin at a university hospital as we speak, terrorizing young medical students...Some young buck surgeon thought it would be great to leave me with one tiny little ovary, which I'm sure has now turned into Rosemary's Baby...It continues to make my life and every living breathing creature within a ten mile radius of me.....miserable....

I'm not all hot flash's and mood swings, I'm a cleaning, canning, preserving maniac....That's what I am....I was dusting a bookshelf when I had a overwhelming urge to put the books in alphabetical order... I sat back and looked at the books and thought....It would make more sense for me to run naked with a pair of scissor through our neighborhood, than to do that.....



My beloved walked in the room looked at me and said,"Your making me tired, you should stop for the day...Don't worry, I'll make sure I make enough messes for you to have something to do tomorrow"...... He tries so hard to make me happy........One day I will get really crazy and tell you about when we first got married....My husband had been a widower for many years and I had been single for a long time....It was like Barbie moves in with G.I.Joe and lives in the Jungle...

If the words pressure washing a commode tells you anything....

I said it was all Ramblings of a Insane Woman didn't I...........

Just For Aunt G........

I want to wish my Aunt G a Happy Birthday....Yesterday was her birthday and I forgot it, so I am trying to make up for it by sending her these flowers....How's it working Aunt G?

Love you Bunches

Hippie Chick

Canning with the Queen.....

It's catchy, if I was looking for a new blog title...Lord knows I have been on a canning frenzy lately.....Today it was these beauties here.... Peach Preserves from beautiful Georgia peaches...This is the first ones out of the pressure cooker and boy are they nice....

I only suffered minor injuries with this batch...A blister on my foot..Here's a little FYI....When sugar and fruit come to a rolling boil, you should stay out of it's way....It can get ugly.

All Jacked Up.....

Check out this okra will ya! Its like okra on steroid's....Were not sure what type it is, but compared to our regular okra it didn't take much of this to fill a freezer bag.... I have taken it on myself to name it, Mamma Jamma...Why you ask...Cause this is one Bad Mamma Jamma...And we have a ton of this stuff...

Gift Card Winner and The Story Behind The Doll........

Sue over at Making a House a Home is my gift card winner.....Congrats Sue!!!

Before I have everyone thinking that I am some kind of perverted creature that goes around every Christmas giving inflatable dolls to family members, I thought I would post the story behind this vinyl beauty again......Here is the post from last years Christmas Memories....I'm not sure if this will clear my good name....Or make me look more disturbed...

You be the judge..

Christmas Memories Part 3

This Christmas memory is so twisted and soooo wrong, and was so much fun, and it was all about my daddy......
For years my Dad had teased me about wanting a blowup doll for his Birthday, Fathers Day or Christmas...The reason being...Well, you'll just have to use your imagination for that.....And after years and years of hearing him tease about one of these, and being the kind of person that I am (and obviously not having any morels). Santa thought my Dad had been good enough for this little vinyl beauty.....Anatomically correct I might add.....WHICH BLEW MY DAD'S MIND....Silence filled the room when my Dad came face to face with his new love slave....The smell of pine was replaced by the horrible stench of vinyl....My Mother looked as if she was going to faint, and my Dad just stood there numb,broke out in a cold sweat....After the laughter died down and shock wore off, my Parents looked for the guilty party.....my family quickly ratted me out......As far as my Daddy , he hasn't asked me for anything like that since.

Tricked and treated......

Yesterday on Walton's Mountain...Ma Walton (AKA Poor pitiful me) spent the entire day making jars and jars and jars of this yummy beautiful stuff.......Apple Marmalade......


We spent the weekend with my In-laws in North Georgia and my husband decided we would take a scenic route to their house......It's all scenic, it's in the mountains....I'm not that stupid....He was going to buy MORE APPLES..........I had been tricked (I will be filing for divorce as soon as the weather changes and he starts wearing pants). These, he wanted me to peel just for apple pies....Apparently, I have no other existence in life nor work except to serve him.......I'm sure I'm to young for this (positive comments are welcome and needed).....Enough of the pity party......My wonderful 81 year old Mother in law gave me a recipe for her families apple marmalade....It's was her Great Great Grand Mothers and has been used ever since....I was deeply honored to get...It is something I will cherish forever.....If you could have been in my house with all the apples cooking and cinnamon......All I can say is, OH MY GOODNESS!!!..........


This morning the Princes of Pain called and wanted to know what it would taste like on some buttermilk biscuits, with a little gravy of course....We found out.....And had a wonderful breakfast together...It had been a very long time since I made biscuits and gravy for just the two of us..... And I believe my Mother in law would be proud of the way the apple marmalade turned out.....I sure am

August Anniversay Extravaganza! Part Deux

Let's start the week off with another little contest....This time, for a chance to win a little cold hard plastic cash.....$25.00 to be exact.

A few years ago I surprised/stunned my Daddy and put my Mother in shock, when I gave him this for Christmas..........

Yes, I know it was wrong, I have repented daily and my Mother has laid a guilt trip on me that only Mothers can every time we speak of it.....But my Daddy, being the enormous pest that he is, asked for this in more than one way...And if you don't believe me, you can read it here...Christmas Memories Part 3
My Mother swears that this little plastic beauty has been buried out in the back yard... But I believe I can detect a hint of vinyl when going near my parents bedroom.......She will kill me when she reads this........

Here is the question...

What is the most outrageous gift you have given to someone or have received yourself....

If you can come close to topping Jeanna The Vinyl Love Slave....You my friend...are a Winner!!!!

Weakened State of Mind.....

OK, you see, what happen was, he came home with about two thousand apples wearing a pair of shorts...And all I could see was those smoking hot calf's....I had a weak moment, I caved, what happened to my sarcastic sense of humor...I feel so ashamed...Darn that hormone spray.....He is sixty years old and I still watch him walk.......Unfortunately, I watched him walk in the house with three bushels of apples....And directed him on where they should go.....I probably even went so far as to call him honey...

Not only is there a freezer full of apples, but I kept out a few to make him his favorite dessert (What is wrong with me)....

My husband by the way, is LOVING EVAMIST.....I, am having second thoughts....And after I stop knitting, crocheting and spinning silk to make our winter clothes... I will try to remember what my second thoughts are........

If anyone is out there...Please send help to Walton's Mountain Soon...Real Soon...

My Name Is Not Oliva Walton!.....

I am convinced that my husband thinks that we are living on Walton's Mountain with twelve children to feed and it's 1930.....This year more so that last he's obsessed with canning and freezing....Or shall I say with ME canning and freezing anything and everything.......Today, he called with the exciting news that a friend had brought him down three bushels of Detroit Red apples from North Georgia.....Three Bushels......Do you know how many apples that is..........He ever so sweetly asked if "I" had everything I needed to "put them up".......This, After I have spent the entire day standing with my hands in hot water peeling tomatoes then stuffing them in jars waiting to be put in the pressure cooker........When I get finished typing this, I'm gonna pack up all his belongings, along with any empty mason jars I can find and stack them in a neat pile at the end of the drive way.......Do you think he'll get the message?.......Gosh, I'm sure gonna miss those nice legs of his....

To One Cool Chick........

Just for my friend Linda over at Truthful Tidbits.....

Have a Great Birthday and while your at it, celebrate the rest of the week too....

Love Your Friend

Angie (aka The Queen)

Who are you calling Ma'am.........

I had my hair done today, it's always nice to do that...My hair is blond and being at the beach and the pool has taken a toll on it...So I went for some naughty low lights...And lots of them...I was feeling pretty good when I came out of the salon, hair was looking sassy and my makeup just right. I had a stylish pair of blue jean walking shorts on (the ones that hide most of my cellulite) adorable flip flops and a graphic tee shirt that screams, "I'm Hip, I'm Cool, I'm down with young people...I can hang with ya".............Boy was I WRONG.....OH, So Wrong......In a two hour period I was called ma'am six different times, by six different people....All under the age of twenty two... Now, a normal person could look at this and say they were all well mannered, well raised young adults....Which is rare these days....
But Not Me, OH No, Not Psycho Sybil......Since coming home I have ordered twelve different kinds of wrinkle cream and sprayed an entire bottle of Evamist on myself.......So far I look the same.....But I haven't had a hot flash in over an hour.

Death to the Patches.............

A "group" decision was made that my hormone patches just wasn't making the cut (I was not included in this group), I should have known something was up when my beloved started asking on a regular basis, "Are you sure your wearing your patch today".....especially after he came home to find me on the back porch, with a BB gun shooting at the squirrels declaring "I'll put you in a pot"...So, I was encouraged that for the good of the family, neighbors and all living things that I should call my GYN... Besides everyone loves peace and harmony......For the record, I was shooting around the squirrels...They are eating all of my bird seed, and I have never killed a animal....Well, I ran over a turtle once...But I cried when I did that......My GYN decided to put me on something called EvaMist (it's new).........EvaMist.....Odd name...Why not call it MoodMister....Or.....FlashBeGone........Just looking at this product would make some blush, it's looks like a cross between an inhaler and a breast pump...There is actually a video that comes with it, if your really challenged....But still, I can see where some would look at it and be confused....Kinda like that warning on the tube of Preparation H....You know someone had to have put it on their mouth first, or that warning wouldn't be there.....Instead this little jewel is applied or shall I say sprayed on your wrist...Normally done once a day, but because my GYN thinks I'm extra special, she's having me day it three times a day.........As long as my feet and ears aren't on fire every night and I don't wish total devastation to everyone I know......I will mist away.......Heck, I'll even drink the stuff if need be..........Cheers!

Everyone is a winner Monday.........

Thanks to all who entered my first ever giveaway, Your comments were very special and I love you all....Only a few people entered but the good news is....All of you special people win something (Since it's my first giveaway) Ms Mona wins the Grand Prize, the beautiful photo frame(she was my first to reply)....Everyone else gets one of these (actually, the one you'll get is prettier, this is the only picture I could find)

This adorable reed diffuser with ceramic tips (so adorable, and smells so good), and when the bottle empties out you can fill it up with your own favorite scented oils......Just email and let me know where you would like your goodies sent... angiejo@bellsouth.net
Here's my winners...

Ms. Mona @ Montantagirl

Tammy @ Tammy's Sweet Life

Kelly @ My Voice, My View

Linda @ A day in the Life

And yes, even you Treasa Jo.....

(I will be glad to delete your address after I get them)

Thanks so much and be sure to look for my next giveaway..

Nothing Like A Reality Check.....

My how time flies when you have your toes buried in the sand...What happened to the week, I think I blinked and missed it....I got way too much sun, always say I won't, but I always exceed the legal limit....Back to the real world now...No more sunsets on the beach with the warm gulf breezes, and the only sand I'm seeing today is what I'm emptying out of my lint basket from the pile of dirty clothes....And there's nothing like a garden that's waiting for you when you get home to give you a nice big slap back to reality.....A bunch of veggies that's begging to be picked and a hubby that thinks your overjoyed at the thought of another day/night of canning them......Welcome Back to the Palace, Mrs Queen! Now go start on those tomatoes.....

Beach Bargain Bonanza..........

My dear friend Liz and I did a little beach shopping to see what end of summer bargains we could find, and she wins the prize....While looking at one of the Alvin's Islands she found this incredible deal... A cute little orange tee shirt with tropical flowers....

It sounds like the beach, Right???? Wrong.....Nothing says's tropical breezes like a Smokey Mountain tee shirt...We decided to wait until we go to Tennessee to look for our beach tee shirt...


Because this one was only $1.00......No, we didn't buy the tee shirt, I just thought it was blog worthy......

Just another day in paradise........

Another beautiful sun and surf filled day has come to an end....The men folk are catching fish and they are happy as clams...Liz is catching up on sleep and I am catching some rays......What a great trip!!!!

Thought I would share a few pictures with you.....

Our home for the week (Thanks, Amy) soooo nice



The beautiful view from our balcony....So wonderful to wake up to

My drug of choice while sunbathing...I try to pick the hole in the O-zone layer to lay under while on the beach...For maximum results of course...Note to self: Call dermatologist
The best seat in the "house"...And the most relaxing

Our day ended watching this beautiful sunset while eating supper....What a perfect day.

WISH YOU WERE HERE!!!

We got to take an unexpected vacation this week...We know someone who owns an incredible condo and it just happened to be open this week...We got it at a bargain and then split it with some friends....Now, why did I bring my lap top you ask??? Because I'm an obsessive compulsive person and I need it......And I would miss you.........There is nothing as beautiful as the Gulf of Mexico...Beautiful clear blue green water and spectacular sunsets.....I 'm going to rest and relax.....with minimal cleaning....

Just wanted you to share in my relaxing experience....So in the words of the lovely Mikki ....Here's the view from my beach chair...literally..

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August Anniversary Extravaganza!!!!!!

It's been one year since I first sat down to blog, and what started out as a way for me to share updated photos with family, has turned into my own personal dysfunctional diary....And I'm obsessed....I said if I stuck with it for a year I would do something nice for the people that read it...I actually started in July but never posted anything until August, my first comment was, "Glad to see you finally got the nerve to put something on here, Good Luck". And I haven't shut up since....Along the way I've met many beautiful people, found some kindred spirits, and picked up some killer recipes...I've also made a few enemies, but I'm sure they were there before I started blogging...Most important, I have grown to care about my "friends" and can't wait until their next post. Several have taught me the beauty of photography and I want to be better because of them, and also to slow down and look at the beauty this wonderful world offers...Others have taught me to be a better Christan, when you read others stories you realize that you are not the only one who has struggled or is struggling in life...The stories are so similar to your own that you feel a closeness to that person...Others bring you daily laughter and a healthy dose of spastic sarcasms....I always need that.....To each and every reader that I have, I am deeply honored that you take the time to stop by my place...Thanks so much for hanging out with me......

On to my first ever GIVEAWAY!!!!!!!!!

During August I will be giving away three different items...The first is this lovely photo frame I picked up at Kirklands (another favorite obsession) with you in mind....

The rules are simple:

Just tell me why you read my blog or blogs in general

I will pick a winner (I can because I'm the Queen) announce it, and send it to the winner

So enter away if you like....Come on, Don't be shy........

In need of new hobby......ASAP

It is said that Cleanliness is next to Godliness, I would love to say that this is why I do what I do, but I would be lying because I fall short of Gods grace on a daily basis...And yet he continues to love me.

Personally, I don't think there's nothing wrong with taking pride in ones home, women have been doing it for centuries. I was a cleaner when I lived at home, my bed was always made before school, my things were where they needed to be and being the only girl I had no one else to share household choirs with, so you could say I was forced into it...Yes, that's right, I will blame my parents. (I feel better already) As I've gotten older I have turned into a full blown compulsive cleaning freak with a touch of ADHD, my husband swears I can hear a crumb drop 100 yards away...He thinks I walk around with a Dustbuster in my hands at all times....For the record..I do not....
But my issues run deep and I don't think prayer, pill or therapy can cure me...Between you and me, I think Mr. Clean is HOT!!! And I get all warm and fuzzy when I get a new can of pledge .


This morning I found myself under my bed with a shop-vac...Yes, I said shop-vac...Why?..Because I didn't think my trusty Electrolux had sufficient suction for the dust bunnies..As I lay in the floor on my side I thought, What's wrong with you moron...Then I realized that this isn't the first time I had been under the bed with the shop-vac.

Where does the ADHD come in you ask...The other day I went into the kitchen to empty out the dishwasher, I put up ONE bowl, and before I knew it I had cleaned out all the cabinets, the pantry,waxed the floor and started cleaning windows....The dishwasher didn't get emptied until today...

I will get up when I can't sleep and start cleaning....Normal people watch television or read...I scrub base boards.

I have been to known rearrange all the shrubs in our yard...I stopped doing this when our next door neighbor offered me his flood lights so I could work in the dark.......

HELP PLEASE!!!!

My dear princess called me the other day and asked what I was doing, "Cleaning my oven" I told her, after a long pause she replied "Wow, I don't think I have the right equipment to do that"...I had to sit down, I FELT FAINT......It's called Easy Off princess and you can buy it at Walmart.

My dear Mother tells me not to worry that I will grow out of it....UH Mama, I hear fifty calling me...How much longer will it be......

The Battle Continues........

Did you see the movie Caddyshack? Do you remember how obsessed Bill Murray's character was??? I am now Carl Spackler..........Why does he torment me so??? This squirrel is as big as our neighbors cat.....

Living in a State Of Confusion....And I like it......

Almost everyone has a nickname or "pet"name that their family or friends call them, but mine take it to the extreme..My precious Daddy will call me Sis or Sissy in front of our family but out in public he calls me Angela (I hate that name, it always meant trouble). My dearest Mother named me Angela Joann (I go by Angie)but wanted to name me Samantha Joann, so Samantha Joann is what she calls me (always has)...My oldest brother has always called me Ann and my baby brother calls me Sis...I dated a boy who insisted on calling me AJ...I was young and he was beautiful...I didn't care...My daughter calls me Mama, Mom, or Mother when she thinks I have made a mistake (which happens on a regular bases, I'm prone to mistakes)...And then there's my beloved husband who for the past seven years has lovingly called me Alice or Little Alice...He says it's from the honeymooners....I'm not sure about that part, he never calls me by my name (isn't that in a country song) What's so strange is that I will answer to them all...Please tell me that I'm not the only one with twenty different aliases.....Come on, you know you get called Sugar Britches or something like that every now and then..........

Cucumbers,Squash and Tomatoes, OH MY!!!!!!

Every trip into the garden produces baskets full of "EVERYTHING". I have been canning so much I dream about it...My husband came in the other evening with a bushel of beans and said " Got you some more canning", I said "Seriously, is there gonna be a bean shortage and no one told me"...Do I have to can or freeze everything that comes out of our garden...It's just the two of us...Don't get me wrong, I love all that beautiful garden goodness (we have tomatoes that are as big as his hand, and it's a big hand)

But after you deal with the Georgia heat and humidity, the mosquitoes the hoeing and the tilling (I might be prissy, but I can operate a tiller and I have my own hoe...I just do it with lipstick on) I am ready for this to be over.....

Amy the Diva!!!

A few people have asked whether the twins were delivered vaginally or by c-section....Thought I would let everyone know that she pushed these big boys "OUT"...That's why I will now be referring to her as "your highness".........

AJ and Quinn......

I would like for you to meet AJ and Quinn, the newest members to our family. They're our nephew and wife's brand new twin boys... and they are gorgeous...I can almost smell all that angelic goodness just looking at their picture....These little fellas wasn't so little...In fact the total weight was almost....DRUM ROLL PLEASE....14 POUNDS OF BABIES..The doctor told them they were the biggest set of twins he had ever delivered.....Remind me to bow down and kiss Amy's feet when I see her...You are a diva girl!!!

This Can't End Well.............

Not a pleasant entry...But I'm just keeping it real....Never say "what else can go wrong ", or this truck could show up in your driveway...When will I learn ....We noticed our "little stinky problem" about a month ago, and we've been hoping and praying that it magically disappears and our neighbor's don't organize a linch mob against us. With my beloved saying this shouldn't happen to a three year old house, my response to him was...Tell it to the neighbors, because not only is the odor outside bad, but it's starting to back up in the house...THIS IS NOT GOOD.

The guy was super nice and gave us all the different scenarios that could be causing the problem, worse case scenario, $2000.00......Guess which scenario we were.......The septic tank was not properly installed and our builder shouldn't have gotten a permit to begin with..

After watching this poor fella almost fall, and knee deep in the stuff that nightmares are made of, plus the heat and humidity on top of the stench... I have realized that people who work for a septic tank company are extremely under paid......

I have decided that if I can blog about a septic tank........I can blog about anything.

Just for Liz!!!!

Happy Birthday Lizzie! We love you bunches....

SURPRISE.....

Finally party pictures....Took awhile for everyone to cough over their goods(photos)....I only hope everyone will talk to me after they see this...(Remember: I LOVE YOU FRIENDS)

The birthday party/luau was a big success, he didn't suspect a thing until he pulled into the drive way...I loved all of our decorations and I'm sure that they will be displayed nicely in my next yard sale.......Cheap........Our granddaughter met him at the door with hugs and kisses and one great big Aloha Papa!

All our kids and friends were here and it really made turning sixty a lot better...

We laughed a lot and we all needed that, we caught up on all the goings on in each others life and even managed to gossip a little bit too...

And we ate way too much...


But it was delicious...I mean some good eatin....Barbecue Pork, Potato Salad, Baked Beans and Cheese Biscuit's, followed by our daughters sinful cupcakes and homemade strawberry and peach ice cream....

I had plenty of photo ops with this group....

And when it came time to give the limbo a try....It was hilarious.....

Of course there were a few cowards ( I hide behind my camera, but we needed a photographer..That's my story). Every one started out pretty flexible but each time the pole was lowered the stiffer people got...


And some thought there were safety in numbers........


I have a feeling that the chiropractor's office was pretty busy Monday morning (or at least a lot of ibuprofen was taken)....What is it about the Banana Boat song that makes people think they can bend.......


It was so much fun getting together with this wonderful bunch of people that we love so much...
If you want to have a good time, this is the group to do it with....I'll be glad to book em for your next party...Our motto: Will entertain for good food and the Banana Boat Song.......DAY-O.